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“…and a Coke Zero”
Submitted by @Gehrminator
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Sure, they had heard about planking but now they were confronted with it, face to back.
Submitted by stable
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‘Kickn bak after long day : ) Won’t put the feet up tho, can’t fine myself lol rofl’
Submitted by Large Goods
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‘Dear Mum,
I’m writing this letter during morning peak-hour. I’m waiting for packed commuters with no physical chance of buying a ticket to get off the tram so I can fine them.
I have to go, another load are coming.
Larry
PS-I won’t be bringing a date to Christmas this year. Again.’
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An empty carriage meant they could drop their guard and discuss who’d be the king of Moomba this year.
Submitted by Ha
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“OK, let’s just look as inconspicuous as possible. Then we pounce!”
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“It does indeed seem that the machine was faulty. However, I will still have to validate your head”.
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“Let’s call our band the Black Rebel Mykicycle Club. We can also use Julie’s iPhone mobile telephone app to help us with the album cover photo.”
Submitted by SteveS
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“Is there anything else we can help you with today, Sir?”
Submitted by GC
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It didn’t take long before Squad 001 realised they disliked each other as much as the public disliked them.
Submitted by MrBanks
The only public purse that mattered to them were the ones they could actually take from.
Submitted by e-i-b
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Barry and Sharon’s repeated attempts at using their collective minds to try and will feet onto the seats was legendary around HQ.
Submitted by Dan
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It was only when alone that they could express both their desire for each other and their desire to be real police. He would fine her for ‘stealing his heart’ and she’d sign a warrant requesting a total body search.
Submitted by Hugh
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While the rest laughed and joked, Michael peered pensively out the window in the background. It had been a slow day for him, again. Many more like this and he’ll be pushing pens back at the office. He needed a bust. Big time.
Submitted by Brent Muller
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They might’ve dressed like accountants but the only thing that didn’t add up to them
was a non-validated ticket.
Submitted by GC
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Unfortunately the rookies took their supervisor literally when he announced ‘Operation: Shooting Fish In A Barrel’.
Submitted by Annie D
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“Listen Margo, I want to nail someone just as bad as you but standing there with your arms folded staring down the track and grunting isn’t going to make the tram come quicker”
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