Former Perth Glory manager and Glasgow Rangers footballer Ian Ferguson is one angry unit. When he’s not impersonating a murderer he’s looking  like the sort of dodgy police detective that would love nothing more than fitting you up for something you didn’t do. Now that he has been given the arse by Perth let’s look back at the most frightening and furious of Fergie faces.

 “Fucking fark you”

“1 minute with you cunt, 1 fucking minute”

“the question is, do I put the body in acid?”

“Fuck! What the fucking fuck?”

“Come at me cunt lips”

“this will all blow over I just need to move the fucking bodies”

“Glasgow kiss the first cunt, punch the second. Rape the third, twice”

“pretty please just take one more teeny step cunteyes”

“stay on the ground faggot, Fergie’s got something for you”

“Sorry, what’s that? You want a skull fuck?”

 “if I turn around and that dopey cunt is still smiling…”

“Oh my god. I’m in charge of a bunch of total and utter thick fucking knobheads”

“and then what I’m going to do is dig your kid’s bodies up and do it all over again”

“not you twat face, the fuckhead next to you”

 “Deaded. Cunt is deaded”

 “ok, just read my lips. YOU. ARE. A. GIGANTIC. COCKSUCKER”

“blood on my knife shit on my dick!”

“Sometimes when I’m alone I hear their voices, their last breath”

“yeah, you and the dumb cunt behind you, right fucking now”

“it’s worth it if I’m out in 6 with good behavior”

“I fucking loves Hitler”

Stay tuned for our next batch which is a collection of Fergie’s more ‘fabulous’ faces as he goes all camp on us.