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It’s back with a 2012 collection of the favourite innovative thoughts that have excited the intellectuals and not only is it back but you can download the bastard for free because:
A- We’re nice B- we can’t be arsed printing any this year. Download the PDF
BOOK: Famous Thinkers Quoting Herald Sun Readers: $10. [ SOLD OUT]
A 96 page collection of audacious insights and deep thought as the world’s greatest thinkers give their favourite comments by the readers of the ‘Herald Sun‘ newspaper. From our twitter feed @heraldsunreader
‘An inspiration, lol’- Richard Dawkins.
‘The best thing since babies coming out of tummies. Go bombers’- Mia Freedman.
AKTIFMAG Issue 4: $5 [SOLD OUT]
It says $3 on the cover but we’re charging $5, that’s inflation for you. Nearly 10 Years old and just as shite as the day it came out. Amazingly, there’s only a few left that someone recently found, so hurry up if you want one.
BOOK: A Happy History Of Footballer’s Farkups: $10.
Volume 1 of our adult children’s book in a series of 3,765. Featuring the wacky antics of Aussie rules players over the years such as weeing all over people, this is sure to bring a smile to you and your children’s faces.
‘If you liked AKTIFMAG’s Sokkah Shokkahs then you might like this. And you’re an idiot’. – Steve Price.
Featuring an expose on Andrew G which isn’t really that fucking hard, crap about psychics, AFL poetry, street fighting tips and the kids of Manly kindergarden doing a ‘design an AKTIFMAG cover’ competition.
UPDATE: None of that matters now as there’s none left.