If you’re a celebrity there’s a good chance you’re not the most likeable individual. Well at ‘Sympathy Publicity’ PR Agency we’ll have the public thinking you’re Mother Teresa.
Perhaps you’ve been bashing your girlfriend? We will constantly mention your health and put the focus on you ‘just getting better’ and make her look like a trouble making little tart.

It doesn’t even matter if you’re a sports star arrested and consistently thrown out of nightclubs for drunken obnoxious anti-social behaviour. We’ll have everyone blaming society! In fact sporting team group sex, underage sex, sketchy hotel sex, teammate sex or animal sex are some of our specialty spin fields.

For aspiring actors/actresses or TV presenters we can also provide ‘friends’ or ‘relatives’ that suffer from any medical problems from cancer to a miscarriage to get you in the pages of women’s magazines talking about it.

Using Sympathy Publicity is a license to do whatever you like because no matter the outcome of your obnoxious and egocentric actions, we’ll just talk about your depression !

We’re now offering special discounts to anyone associated with the AFL. This service is not available to people who are unprivileged.