It was a nice day in Scotland until these poor nice Aussies had their day ruined by a Canadian Street performer. This is their ‘payback’.           An evil street performer and two kind-hearted park dwellers yesterday. This year I was in Edinburgh during the Fringe Festival. For those of you that don’t know about it it’s [...]

‘Name deleted’ [a degenerate I know] went on a date in Canada with some Canadian girls. It didn’t go well, so bad in fact they sent him a four page email. Here it is in its semi-glory: From: “xxxx xxxxx” Date: June 19, 2009 7:26:19 PM EDT To: xxxx@xxxxxx.ca Subject: “Required Explanation” Glenn, In response to your 3:30 Saturday morning [...]

A letter written to Subway from AKTIFMAG’s Chief international writer and food critic- Mr Dixon: To whom it may concern, I’ve been a fan of your restaurants and have enjoyed the many wonderful tastes your Sandwich Artists have dished up across the globe throughout my life. So it pains me to be writing this letter. I’m from Australia originally. At [...]