Does your media story require a false sense of superiority, a little Aussie battler or a slow montage featuring Beaconsfield miners?  Then you need The Aussie Fighting Spirit.   Simply let AKTIFMAG’s psychics and mediums raise them for you. Whether you’re ‘reporting’ on natural disasters, financial hardship or just general heartache that everyone around the world experiences we’ll provide the [...]

A popular author who was also a very wise man gave me some great advice when I was a youngster- ‘Write down and collect everything because you’ll use it one day’. So, after twenty plus years I present part of the fruit of my lifelong endeavours – a personal glimpse into a collection of ads that in various ways have [...]

The smuggest looking karnts night of nights is almost here. Hosted by that pompous looking karnt, it’s sure to be a night you’ll never forget. Be thrilled as our top boffins debate just who is the best at smarmy quips and coming at you with their superior belief in their personal opinion and outlook. Kieron Perkins adds “It’s going to [...]

It seems everyone in one way or another has been pushed around by this little red wanker. So, maybe to be a little more truthful they should alter their ads:   But ironically, he’s not doing it single handedly and it’s about time we stopped him and his worthless pal poking us, and instead, we gave them the middle finger. And [...]

Do you suffer from racist bones in your body? If so Dr Kane Ludic can help.

A few of us were complaining about Dancing With The Stars all while watching Dancing With The Stars when this advert came on for scum removing wipes. The scenario was the typical marketing land awkward family situation where dad is nothing more than a mindless monkey, mum is not saying shit but having a wry smile, the son has been beamed [...]

Calling all dog owners and 16-year-old girls.

If you’re a celebrity there’s a good chance you’re not the most likeable individual. Well at ‘Sympathy Publicity’ PR Agency we’ll have the public thinking you’re Mother Teresa. Perhaps you’ve been bashing your girlfriend? We will constantly mention your health and put the focus on you ‘just getting better’ and make her look like a trouble making little tart. It [...]

While in North Queensland I got the local entertainment guide to decide what sort of night time activities I’d like to indulge in. After deciding on ‘Ladies night’ I came across the advertisement above [Click on it for a better view]. When looking at the double page spread two things struck me: 1: The ridiculous shot of the blond, which [...]

If you’ve seen Channel 7 you know how bad it is and there’s probably no need to explain- that and I can’t be bothered typing a well constructed piece right now. Let’s just say they ran a show during the Olympics called ‘Yum Cha’ where they mocked Chinese people. Oh and during the same Olympics they ran montage after montage [...]

Re-voiced ad from AKTIFMAG.

An Old AKTIFMAG parody of the AFL’s ‘History’ campaign.