He’s all jaw, flowing Nordic hair and open-neck shirt. Yes, TV’s ‘Bondi Vet’ Dr Chris Brown’s perfect specimen image has set just as many women’s hearts pumping as it has men’s fists through TV screens. But just how wonderful is this Mr. Goodie-Fucking-Two-Shoes? For most people something about him doesn’t sit right. Jason Lee bluntly [and perhaps unfairly] summed up [...]
Do you suffer from racist bones in your body? If so Dr Kane Ludic can help.
AKTIFMAG’s recent attempt to get 7PM Project’s stories aired on Today Tonight caused unprecedented feedback. Mum said ‘What about A Current Affair?’ and Nan said she wanted to do a quiz. So to appease the crowds, I combined both of their whining to create a test to see if you can guess which show a storyline appeared on- either A [...]
If you’re going use a half-baked Home and Away actresses’ image to spruik both your TV show and a clothing brand, don’t get my mum to do the PR. That’s unless you want to sound as in touch with the ‘yoof’ as Richard Wilkins. And I don’t mean that literally. I thought I wasn’t in the loop with what’s ‘going [...]
It was a nice day in Scotland until these poor nice Aussies had their day ruined by a Canadian Street performer. This is their ‘payback’. An evil street performer and two kind-hearted park dwellers yesterday. This year I was in Edinburgh during the Fringe Festival. For those of you that don’t know about it it’s [...]
A few of us were complaining about Dancing With The Stars all while watching Dancing With The Stars when this advert came on for scum removing wipes. The scenario was the typical marketing land awkward family situation where dad is nothing more than a mindless monkey, mum is not saying shit but having a wry smile, the son has been beamed [...]
You probably think you’ve heard them all when it comes to AFL and NRL player’s excuses for their dodgy behaviour. Whether it’s Collingwood stars saying they were ‘sleeping’ during shootings or the those naughty demons following Ricky Nixon while he’s getting drugged up and sexy with school kids, you need to test your excuse education quick sticks in AKTIFMAG’s world [...]
If you’ve flicked on Channel 10’s 7PM Project after work/school/uni/centrelink/jail and witnessed the stories covered the only thing to convince you you’re not watching ‘Today Tonight’ or ‘A Current Affair’ is the battalion of hip hosts/guests and their shock jock mates holding court like they’re in a wine commercial set at a pretentious dinner party. Where ‘Today Tonight’ is the [...]
Not since Revolver’s MC Championships has the hip hop community come together to produce something so inspirational for the scene. OzHipHop.Com and AKTIFMAG have gotten some of Australia’s best graffiti writers and rappers to lose their accents, settle their beef, get off the internet and come together on screen for “TAGGING LIKE A KING”. It’s the emotional story of a [...]
In Australia it’s easy to pick our version of Football Hooligans, they’re either dressing up as women on ‘The Footy Show’ or assaulting them in the alleyways of nightclubs. But when you’re overseas on your Contiki tour taking in ten borders and sexual partners a day you need to know just what type you’re looking at so you can quickly [...]




