In ‘Urban Shtyle’ we feature who is looking hot, what labels they’re rocking, zany little questionnaires and answers from Sydney’s darling little creative pretty things. If you’ve been hot in the last 4 years then you’re going to be in AKTIFMAG’s Urban Shtyle. No suburban losers allowed!* Click on the image for a better squiz

While in North Queensland I got the local entertainment guide to decide what sort of night time activities I’d like to indulge in. Before deciding on ‘Ladies night’ I came across the advertisement above [Click on it for a better view]. When looking at the double page spread two things struck me: 1: The blond girls cleavage, which is now [...]

‘Name deleted’ [a degenerate I know] went on a date in Canada with some Canadian girls. It didn’t go well, so bad in fact they sent him a four page email. Here it is in its semi-glory: From: “xxxx xxxxx” Date: June 19, 2009 7:26:19 PM EDT To: xxxx@xxxxxx.ca Subject: “Required Explanation” Glenn, In response to your 3:30 Saturday morning [...]

If you’ve seen Channel 7 you know how bad it is and there’s probably no need to explain- that and I can’t be bothered typing a well constructed piece right now. Let’s just say they ran a show during the Olympics called ‘Yum Cha’ where they mocked Chinese people. Oh and during the same Olympics they ran montage after montage [...]

Have a look, just have a look at that.

The. MOST. Pathetic. SOLDIER. Ever.

Shadows of doubt about this starlet’s career have been swirling after her wild partying antics. Studio executives are going to be horrified when they see the shadows of sandals in this extra-saucy pic. This sensual new star was casually strolling through customs when a complete stranger behind her had a peek at her sandals. She didn’t even blink. Some say [...]

A letter written to Subway from AKTIFMAG’s Chief international writer and food critic- Mr Dixon: To whom it may concern, I’ve been a fan of your restaurants and have enjoyed the many wonderful tastes your Sandwich Artists have dished up across the globe throughout my life. So it pains me to be writing this letter. I’m from Australia originally. At [...]

Re-voiced ad from AKTIFMAG.

Speaks for itself really.