While in North Queensland I got the local entertainment guide to decide what sort of night time activities I’d like to indulge in. After deciding on ‘Ladies night’ I came across the advertisement above [Click on it for a better view]. When looking at the double page spread two things struck me: 1: The ridiculous shot of the blond, which [...]
You’ve probably seen them and even if you say you haven’t you’re more than likely to be too embarrassed to admit you have. Yes, it’s the depraved, disturbing and downright disgusting romantic quote cards that flood the internet and sicken the soul to the core. But what if we swapped their cheesy half-baked lines with actual comments by the passionate people [...]
Standard softcore penguin shot. They are the unpaid stars of movies, one of the few major tourist attractions in Victoria that don’t involve piss-stained alleyways and they provide subject matter for shit jokes in Christmas crackers, yet how much do you really know about penguins? Well, if you know moderately bugger all then it’s time you read ‘10 Penguin Facts [...]
Does your media story require a false sense of superiority, a little Aussie battler or a slow montage featuring Beaconsfield miners? Then you need The Aussie Fighting Spirit. Simply let AKTIFMAG’s psychics and mediums raise them for you. Whether you’re ‘reporting’ on natural disasters, financial hardship or just general heartache that everyone around the world experiences we’ll provide the [...]
An easily impressed owl yesterday. When the default animal of the internet was being chosen many feel the owl was a little unlucky in losing out to the kitty cat. Instead, in an ironic twist, the owl was lumped with a position on brooches and pins of cat ladies. Owls have also been forced to live a life of [...]
Last year we paired up famous thinkers with actual quotes, comments and letters from the readers of the Melbourne newspaper the ‘Herald Sun’ in our ‘Famous Thinkers Quoting Herald Sun Readers’ series. Now, it’s back with our 2012 collection of this year’s favourite innovative thoughts that have excited the intellectuals from our twitter feed @heraldsunreader We even made the [...]
A popular author who was also a very wise man gave me some great advice when I was a youngster- ‘Write down and collect everything because you’ll use it one day’. So, after twenty plus years I present part of the fruit of my lifelong endeavours – a personal glimpse into a collection of ads that in various ways have [...]
The smuggest looking karnts night of nights is almost here. Hosted by that pompous looking karnt, it’s sure to be a night you’ll never forget. Be thrilled as our top boffins debate just who is the best at smarmy quips and coming at you with their superior belief in their personal opinion and outlook. Kieron Perkins adds “It’s going to [...]
The other day a friend ‘liked’ a Facebook post that caught my attention. It was a by ‘Kevin Rudd’ on 50 Cent’s wall. The post had gathered quite a few ‘likes’ as you can see below: The reason it interested me was because back in 2006 myself and a bloke called Chook had tried to get 50 Cent commemorative coins [...]
It seems everyone in one way or another has been pushed around by this little red wanker. So, maybe to be a little more truthful they should alter their ads: But ironically, he’s not doing it single handedly and it’s about time we stopped him and his worthless pal poking us, and instead, we gave them the middle finger. And [...]
Aussie Celebs from A-Z have been flooding twitter to show everyone just how much they hate The Shire. Armed with the official twitter hashtags #theshire and #theshiretv, nobody has been able to escape their musings as they spontaneously dish up their polished quips. So we’ve invited you, the members of the public and commoners, to put them in the hot [...]
A while back AKTIFMAG started the ‘What type’ quiz series. Needless to say your answers for ‘What type of Asian is this?’ were shithouse. But it was tough, as were the others and now it’s time to test yourself again clever clogs and see if you can do any better in a new ‘What type of Asian is this?’ -Click [...]
The Newton family’s ability to provide content for AKTIFMAG over the years has been unparalleled. But shooting Newtons in a barrel is not big or clever anymore and it’s time to actually come up with some original ideas. So to celebrate, we’ve produced a look back at our favourite things that Patti has used to get her noggin in the [...]
This is the story of Phil’s dream, a dream that turned to absolute shite. It’s finally time to wipe away the tears and tell us all about it Phil: One beautiful day I received an email from the Football Federation of Australia [FFA] telling me that I had been selected to play for the Socceroos in a World Cup Qualifier [...]
AKTIFMAG’s rookie Phil H goes out to get lunch but instead comes back with a social media shit-storm in a coffee cup and shows just how far you can take jerking around on the internet. Take it away, Phil: Melbourne’s café and bar scene is full of pop-up and idea themed establishments that are basically the hipster equivalent of ‘Hooters’. [...]
TV’s Matthew Newton has recieved criticism for pulling out as many excuses as he does punches. But Newton has declared that he has moved on from those dark days of domestic violence. To prove he’s left it all behind he has penned this special report for AKTIFMAG where he tells us just ‘What I want to Bash Next’: Hi [...]
Shane Warne waking up and finding himself engaged to Elizabeth Hurley and then waking up once more and still finding himself engaged to Elizabeth Hurley has had a devastating effect on his ex-wife Simone. It’s left her unable to use Warnie’s dirty womanising ways to work herself into the latest gossip magazines with her classic Warne-torn tell-alls: Sure, since Warnie’s [...]
