Make $$$ doing coke
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Do you have sociopathic tendencies, want to climb to the top no matter what and just love getting off your chops? Well, now you can do all that while making yourself look like a good person. Click on the image below to view the full ad   Share with ya mates, mate:

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Our new game was banned from the App store, so here have it free
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    A poster for ‘You can’t say that!’ yesterday. 5 years ago we started fucking around with a homemade card game ‘You can’t say that!’. We finally turned it into an app, but it seems ‘You can’t say that!’ should be taken literally with it coping the big ban stick. But don’t fret, we didn’t swap two stolen laptops to […]

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A bunch of stuff that Tony Abbott has in common with fanatical fuckwits like ISIS
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IS, ISIS, ISIL, call them what you want. You can even call them the ‘Death Cult’ as Tony Abbott does for us simpletons who are not mature enough to be trusted with acronyms. One thing we can be trusted with is the knowledge that Tone loves telling us how much he hates Islamist radicals like them. But it was Hermann Hesse […]

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Case Study: Getting Sydneysiders to keep punching people’s heads in
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When it comes to the evening entertainment of choice for Sydneysiders, heading into the Cross before throwing down a few bourbons, then throwing a few punches and finally throwing up in the back of a cab on the way home was always at the top. But the introduction of new lockout laws in NSW threatened to stop that. Here’s how […]

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Discover the magic of Melbourne’s laneways, Australia’s most enchanting open sewer
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Melbourne’s laneways are a piece of Europe in our own backyard. A piece of Europe where you can see happy revellers relieving themselves on a Chinese restaurant’s latest vegetable delivery. A piece of Europe where people still use milk crates as quirky furniture pieces by day, and booze-soaked battalions use them to launch at any target at night.  And a piece of […]

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ANZAC propaganda posters if they really knew what they were fighting for
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WAR – Get the footy jumper, eat the limited edition hot dog. Anzac Day – it’s now a big business. But as QANTAS and Woolworths know sometimes trying to make the most of it has its pitfalls. But it’s not just exploitative marketing departments having a torrid time. The cleaners at Gallipoli have to pick up everyone’s crap and the […]

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Ad-missions : An assortment of AKTIFMAG ads
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A collection of AKTIFMAG ads from over the years for you to enjoy, because you’re worth it.   Share with ya mates, mate:

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Should gays be allowed to eat at Nandos near schools?
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The UK paper the Mirror bills itself as ‘The intelligent tabloid’, it even has its own customised hashtag #madeuthink. Gone are the days when the Mirror would do a preview report on a European football team’s fans, claiming they liked to wear shoes on their heads and sing songs about little potatoes, before it was revealed the incorrect information came from a vandalised wikipedia entry. Now, […]

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Shane Crawford looking like a complete tit
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The AFL football show is a throwback to Aussie TV’s golden period of the 70s and 80s. When entertainment actually meant that – blokes blowing smoke up each other’s arses, dishing out the toilet and racist humour before dressing up as women and grabbing each other on the cocks. Luckily, for us, zany Shane Crawford has been shining a beacon on that […]

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It’s no virtual reality sex machine but here’s last year’s Famous Thinkers Quoting Herald Sun Readers
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Every year we collect the best comments from our @heraldsunreader twitter feed for a special ‘Famous Thinkers Quoting Herald Sun Readers’ post. Last year (2013) was a little different. We produced a site that sold t-shirts and shit like that (by ‘shit like that’ we mean we planned on making mugs ‘n stuff but just ended up selling t-shirts). Not a mug.  To say […]

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The journey of a crab stick
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The wheel, the camera, the Internet…the crab stick. One of mankind’s proudest achievements. But how do they get from the ocean floor to the convenient and succulent wand that graces your hand? Well, find out in AKTIFMAG’s digital and semi-interactive experience – ‘The journey of a crab stick’…click to view   Share with ya mates, mate:

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AFL coaches looking like they’re on the junk
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The ‘Heroin chic’ look might’ve come and gone in fashion circles, but in AFL ‘Heroin coach’ has stood the test of time. From the parachute jackets of the eighties to Dean Laidley resembling someone scoring not only on, but also off the field. Yep, ice, smack, rowies, you name it – here’s a collection of AFL coaches looking like they’re chasing a hit. “Ripped. To. […]

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You won’t believe what this leopard did when it realised it was going to be on YouTube.
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You’re not meant to look into the camera pal. Closely related to lions and tigers, leopards are usually know for their grace and power. Sure, the leopard is a strong creature that often hauls their kills – up to three times their own weight – up trees. However, where they are not so mighty or comfortable is when in front of the camera, as […]

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WTF Is That? 10 Pangolin Facts Things
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A pangolin looking for stuff yesterday. They look like armadillos and when you try to say their name you sound like someone on ecstasy attempting to pronounce ‘penguin’. But what else do you know about pangolins? Well, if you know moderately bugger all it’s time you read ‘10 Pangolin Facts Things’, part three of AKTIFMAG’s Animals Facts Things series. 1. Weirdly, pangolins are found […]

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QUIZ: Is this a quote from someone important or is it just an actor tossing on?
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Whether talking about their ‘craft’ like it’s some sort of science or giving you their world plan for how the rest of us should live, actors seem to always surprise us with their ability to toss on. Test yourself to see how good you are at detecting wank by picking whether these real quotes come from somebody important (like a NASA person […]

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Flipping lids at some trendy ad agency
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Ben Ham last week. Who hasn’t thought ‘Fuck it, today I’d love to do the complete opposite of what I am supposed to do at work’, whether it’s a fire fighter sitting back and enjoying the flames or a diving operator deliberately leaving behind a couple of yank tourists in the middle of the Pacific? Well, illustrator and AKTIFMAG’s go-to-man Mr Ben […]

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