What Type Of Asian Is This?
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Do you think they or look the same or when you walk into a Sushi bar do you reckon you can spot if it’s a Chinese person making it pretending to be Japanese? If you think you can pick people from different Asian countries then why not test yourself this God damn minute clever clogs in AKTIFMAG’s world famous* What [...]

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Matthew Newton Tells: What I Want To Bash Next
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TV’s Matthew Newton has recieved criticism for pulling out as many excuses as he does punches. But Newton has declared that he has moved on from those dark days of domestic violence.  To prove he’s left it all behind he has penned this special report for AKTIFMAG where he tells us just ‘What I want to Bash Next’:   Hi [...]

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Help Keep Simone Warne’s Melon In The Media.
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Shane Warne waking up and finding himself engaged to Elizabeth Hurley and then waking up once more and still finding himself engaged to Elizabeth Hurley has had a devastating effect on his ex-wife Simone. It’s left her unable to use Warnie’s dirty womanising ways to work herself into the latest gossip magazines with her classic Warne-torn tell-alls: Sure, since Warnie’s [...]

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A Lesson In Why Ladies Should Not Trust Hipsters In Bookshops
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A hip looking bloke reading yesterday Those guys. You know the ones. When they’re not perched at the local cafe or bar they’re lurking in bookstores. But they’re not there to read. They’re there for the prey and the bookshop is the hunting ground. They glance over a book that acts purely as an advertisement for the demented notion they [...]

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The winner of: If Famous Thinkers Quoted Herald Sun Readers
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AKTIFMAG has been celebrating 12 months of cutting and pasting the reader’s comments from the website of the Australian newspaper the ‘Herald Sun’. So we got the world’s most famous thinkers to give us their favourite Herald Sun Reader quote.  We’ve been counting down the best 45 for the year and finally here we are at numbers 15 to Numero [...]

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Let A Player Play: AFL Players That Look Like They’re In Love
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The world [except Jason Akermanis] likes to think of AFL as one of the most erotic sports on the planet- the hugs, the short shorts and the inter-team sex in hotel rooms. The following is a passionate, beautiful and genuinely touching collection of shots of our players ‘playing the field’. Let a player play! If you have any submit them [...]

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Part 2- If Famous Thinkers Quoted Herald Sun Readers
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AKTIFMAG is celebrating 12 months of cutting and pasting the reader’s comments from the ‘Herald Sun’ website. So join in the celebration and take a seat at part two of the world’s most famous thinkers giving us their favourite Herald Sun Reader quote.  Here’s numbers 30-15 [we think] as we try and count down to number one. Remember you too [...]

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If Famous Thinkers Quoted Herald Sun Readers
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To celebrate 12 months of cutting and pasting comments from articles on the ‘Herald Sun’ website, AKTIFMAG asked some of the world’s most famous thinkers to give us their favourite Herald Sun Reader quote. The following are numbers 45-30 as we count down to number one. Remember you too can keep track of the innovative thought that excites the intellectuals [...]

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Do You Have The Dirt On The Bondi Vet?
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He’s all jaw, flowing Nordic hair and open-neck shirt. Yes, TV’s ‘Bondi Vet’ Dr Chris Brown’s perfect specimen image has set just as many women’s hearts pumping as it has men’s fists through TV screens. But just how wonderful is this Mr. Goodie-Fucking-Two-Shoes? For most people something about him doesn’t sit right. Jason Lee bluntly [and perhaps unfairly] summed up [...]

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Wow! Get rid of racist bones in your body!
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Do you suffer from racist bones in your body? If so Dr Kane Ludic can help.

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QUIZ: Was this story featured on ACA or 7PM Project?
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AKTIFMAG’s recent attempt to get 7PM Project’s stories aired on Today Tonight caused unprecedented feedback. Mum said ‘What about A Current Affair?’ and Nan said she wanted to do a quiz. So to appease the crowds, I combined both of their whining to create a test to see if you can guess which show a storyline appeared on- either A [...]

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